Welcome to The Sim Bachelorette! Let's meet our leading lady, Abby Goodson!
Abby is 1/4 alien and looking for love! And today's her lucky day because we've picked seven eligible bachelors for her to choose from! Let's meet them:
Bachelor #1: Sylas
Aspiration: Friend of the World
Traits: Self-Assured, Snob, Noncommittal
"I like to make friends everywhere I go...as long as they're not too smelly or ugly. Not really looking for a permanent relationship but who knows, she might be the one to change me. I mean, she's got a pretty awesome house. Wait, no one mentioned this chick was purple!"
Bachelor #2: Paul
Aspiration: Master Mixologist
Traits: Outgoing, Glutton, Childish
"Sylas is a fool to not appreciate Abby's beautiful skin. On Sixam she'd have way more then seven men vying for her attention! Hey she has a little brother, so there's bound to be toys in the house, right? I like toys."
Bachelor #3: Gustavo
Aspiration: Big Happy Family
Traits: Good, Materialistic, Self-Assured
"I would love to make lots of beautiful plum-colored babies with her. I think I have a good shot, it's obvious from her home that like me, she prefers the finer things in life."
Bachelor #4: Jon
Aspiration: Bestselling Author
Traits: Hates Children, Gutton, Music Lover
"Abby's father is the renowned author Glen Goodson! I imagine myself living in the house where he wrote all his novels, married to his daughter, and that's like, all my dreams come true! Wait, she has a little brother? He's not going to be visiting or anything, is he?"
Bachelor #5: Bowen
Aspiration: Outdoor Enthusiast
Traits: Romantic, Loves Outdoors, Genius
"I just know that Abby and I would be perfect for each other. If she chose me I would give her massages every day and stargaze with her every night. Though the stars couldn't hold a candle to her beauty!"
Bachelor #6: Casey
Aspiration: The Curator
Traits: Art Lover, Glutton, Neat
"Abby's Mother and Grandmother were both painters so I'm sure Abby has an appreciation for art just like I do. I'm glad to know we'll have some common ground to start from, it will no doubt give me an advantage!"
Bachelor #7: Khalil
Aspiration: Soulmate
Traits: Slob, Romantic, Bro
"I am COMPLETELY stoked to be getting a shot at that fine piece of purple passion! She could totally be the one! We'll take romantic walks, and watch football, and snuggle on the couch and watch more football...whoa, that reminds me I'm missing the game, are we done here?"
Wait, three gluttons and a slob? What idiot cast this? Anyway...
ONE WOMAN. SEVEN MEN. ALL TOGETHER IN THIS HOUSE, CONTAINING EVERYTHING YOU'D NEED TO GET YOUR PASSION GOING, INCLUDING A PRIVATE HOT TUB, SAUNA, AND TWO, COUNT THEM, TWO SWIMMING POOLS!
WHO WILL WIN ABBY'S HEART? STAY TUNED!
(All bachelors are randomly generated in CAS. Traits and aspirations randomly generated using The Sims 4 Random Trait and Aspiration Generator. Credit to Origin ID tenaciousb420 for designing the main house and landscaping, the additional buildings and pools are mine)
This is gonna' b good!! :) Loved reading this the other day (since I just realized how 2 leave comments...nobody said I was brilliant...I'll say a couple things)
ReplyDeleteThat "fine piece of purple passion" line made me laugh so hard!!
The way you've described each contestant in what they have 2 say etc. BRILLIANT!